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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:24
So they tried
No, not a chance
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What ESPN’s Football Power Index is projecting for Big 12 rivals BYU and Utah in 2025 - Deseret News
Thumbs down again.
Still no good
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Climate change leads to spread of infection-causing fungi, scientists say - ABC News
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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How is Taylor Swift feeling after Trump’s landslide victory over Kamala Harris?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
King Charles praised for 'faultless' firing technique at Larkhill - BBC
No way
share office space ...
Then came..
1.5 TB of James Webb Space Telescope data just hit the internet - theregister.com
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
What is something you want to "get off your chest"?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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